====== Playground ======
Welcome to the playground -- an OC area anyone can edit. Use it for jokes, memes, or whatever strikes your fancy. Play responsibly!
FIRST - A playtester
But which one? - A gm
FIRST player - Josie
==== Sessions Since People Called A Spark A Quirk ====
0
1 0 (You had **//one//** job Aric)
1
2 0 (Damnit Jamie!)
1 (don't screw this up guys)
0 (Will, you couldn't have left it for one more week)
"I have only one more word left for Origin Story, and that is - quirk" - Geraint, immediately before leaving the after-debrief voice chat
===== Shipping Forecast =====
Sleep like a rock - Ada/Ellen
Prison gal pals - Ada/Jen
Float Like a Butterfly, Shoot like a Bee - Cass/Brandon
Glass Cage - Ada/LookingGlass
Please Happen - Ash/Sleep
Part of The Problem - Wallace Udarnik/Mayor Meyer
Wind Chimes - Aither/LookingGlass
Disaster waiting to happen - Rachel/Ada [Damnit Josie...]
Fish Tank - Mary-Mary/Drew
Flying Fish - Jasper/Drew
Flying Tank / Aircraft Carrier - Jasper/Mary-Mary
Peace Was Never An Option - Leta/Chuck
Break A Leg - Felix/Rani
Fairy Court - Titania/Puck/Constantine Oberon Dean
Airy-Mary - Davy/Mary-Mary
==== Mar & Mags ship name contest ====
A Stack Shack Gift Card for the winner!
* Margs
* M&M
* Freeze Bird
* Flynilla Ice
* Pretty Fly for a Ghost Guy
* Margaritaville
==== The Tragedy of Wallace Udarnik ====
Did you ever hear the tragedy, of Wallace Udarnik the Sparked?
I thought not, it's not a story Citropolis High would teach you.
Wallace Udarnik was a dark lord of the Sparked, so powerful and so wise he could use his Spark to influence the Nuke's explosions to save...lives. The uncloseted side of the Spark is a pathway to many abilities, the Mayor considers to be...unnatural.
He grew so powerful, the only thing we was afraid of was, losing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he visited Alan Hoyne Institute for Sparked individuals, and then the students shanked him in his sleep.
Ironic, he could save others from Sparked radicals, but not himself.
...
But what about the Phoenix attack on the Monorail?
He's right, it's a transport system we cannot afford to lose.
===== Memes the Internet is Too Young to Understand/Bets on Citrus Boy’s Identity?=====
Citrus Boy is:
* A government agent
* Wallace Udarnik
* A doctor at the Hope Clinic
* Wallace Udarnik, government agent, who works as a Doctor at the Hope Clinic
* Santa Claus (Wallace Udarnik's ancestor)
* Literally just a random 13 14 year old
===== Out of Context Quotes ======
"I'm the protagonist!"
"We're all protagonists, you're not special!"
"I think the Udarnik Center should be called the Academy. UA has a nice ring to it, it sounds Quirky"
"When your options are either defenestrate dad, or being kidnapped"
"Make sure you don't have eyes when attempting it, you'll be fine"
“The Chicken Squad.”
"Do you want to be the Magneto to my Professor X?"
"We invented a whole new game, and the players collectively said 'no, we'll make up our own game'"\\
"Well, yeah, it's a //sport//" (cue several people making disgusted noises) "and we're all //nerds//"
"I just hope I haven't started a cult by accident"\\
"..."\\
"We're not a cult, right?"
=====Things that may or may not be prisons=====
* School
* Alan Hoyne Institute
* The Udarnik Complex
* Prison
* Baby Cribs
* Flesh
* Society
* Reality
* Fridge
* The Lighthouse
* Cake
* Mini-golf courses
* Mr B's third eye
* Shoes
=====Wallace Udarnik's Coming to Town=====
You better look up\\
You better not lie\\
You better not vote\\
I'm telling you why.\\
Wallace Udarnik's coming, to town!
He's making a list\\
He's checking it twice\\
He's going to find out\\
Who's Sparked and who's Nice.\\
Wallace Udarnik's coming, to town!
He sees you at your protests\\
He knows that you're at stake\\
He knows if you've broke in his home\\
So stay out for goodness sake!
You better look right\\
Or you might just die\\
You better not Spark\\
And never ask why.\\
Wallace Udarnik's coming, to town!
He sees you when you're sneaking\\
He knows when you escape\\
He'll send you all to Alan Hoyne\\
So obey for goodness sake!
You better look down\\
You better comply\\
You better sign up\\
He's telling us why\\
Wallace Udarnik's coming, to town!
You better not shout\\
You better not cry\\
There's not a way out\\
He'll show us all why\\
Wallace Udarnik's coming\\
I mean the old guy with the big white cape\\
is coming to town!
=====The Third Eye is for terrible song parodies=====
Hold your breath\\
Make a wish\\
Count to three\\
Come with me and you'll be\\
In a School, of rampant Spark oppression\\
Take a look, and you'll see\\
Into pure, unchecked young Spark oppression\\
Put aside, by the tide\\
Travelling a school of awful education\\
What we'll see, will have human rights violation\\
If you want to view, paradise\\
Don't look at the school, look through it\\
Anything you like, there's not it\\
Want to reach the land? There's no way to it\\
There is no place I know\\
That compares, to Alan Hoyne's violation\\
Living there, they're unhappy\\
All we've got is rock and sand and sea\\
If you want to live, work or play\\
Don't look at the school, move through it\\
Anything you want here, we ruin it\\
Want to know your Spark? There's nothing true here\\
There is no, school I know\\
That compares, to Alan Hoyne's location\\
We live here, and we see\\
We have nothing but misery\\