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Playground

Welcome to the playground – an OC area anyone can edit. Use it for jokes, memes, or whatever strikes your fancy. Play responsibly!

FIRST - A playtester

But which one? - A gm

FIRST player - Josie

Sessions Since People Called A Spark A Quirk

0

1 0 (You had one job Aric)

1

2 0 (Damnit Jamie!)

1 (don't screw this up guys)

0 (Will, you couldn't have left it for one more week)

“I have only one more word left for Origin Story, and that is - quirk” - Geraint, immediately before leaving the after-debrief voice chat

Shipping Forecast

Sleep like a rock - Ada/Ellen

Prison gal pals - Ada/Jen

Float Like a Butterfly, Shoot like a Bee - Cass/Brandon

Glass Cage - Ada/LookingGlass

Please Happen - Ash/Sleep

Part of The Problem - Wallace Udarnik/Mayor Meyer

Wind Chimes - Aither/LookingGlass

Disaster waiting to happen - Rachel/Ada [Damnit Josie…]

Fish Tank - Mary-Mary/Drew

Flying Fish - Jasper/Drew

Flying Tank / Aircraft Carrier - Jasper/Mary-Mary

Peace Was Never An Option - Leta/Chuck

Break A Leg - Felix/Rani

Fairy Court - Titania/Puck/Constantine Oberon Dean

Airy-Mary - Davy/Mary-Mary

Mar & Mags ship name contest

A Stack Shack Gift Card for the winner!

  • Margs
  • M&M
  • Freeze Bird
  • Flynilla Ice
  • Pretty Fly for a Ghost Guy
  • Margaritaville

The Tragedy of Wallace Udarnik

Did you ever hear the tragedy, of Wallace Udarnik the Sparked?

I thought not, it's not a story Citropolis High would teach you.

Wallace Udarnik was a dark lord of the Sparked, so powerful and so wise he could use his Spark to influence the Nuke's explosions to save…lives. The uncloseted side of the Spark is a pathway to many abilities, the Mayor considers to be…unnatural.

He grew so powerful, the only thing we was afraid of was, losing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he visited Alan Hoyne Institute for Sparked individuals, and then the students shanked him in his sleep.

Ironic, he could save others from Sparked radicals, but not himself.

But what about the Phoenix attack on the Monorail?

He's right, it's a transport system we cannot afford to lose.

Memes the Internet is Too Young to Understand/Bets on Citrus Boy’s Identity?

Citrus Boy is:

  • A government agent
  • Wallace Udarnik
  • A doctor at the Hope Clinic
  • Wallace Udarnik, government agent, who works as a Doctor at the Hope Clinic
  • Santa Claus (Wallace Udarnik's ancestor)
  • Literally just a random 13 14 year old

Out of Context Quotes

“I'm the protagonist!” “We're all protagonists, you're not special!”

“I think the Udarnik Center should be called the Academy. UA has a nice ring to it, it sounds Quirky”

“When your options are either defenestrate dad, or being kidnapped”

“Make sure you don't have eyes when attempting it, you'll be fine”

“The Chicken Squad.”

“Do you want to be the Magneto to my Professor X?”

“We invented a whole new game, and the players collectively said 'no, we'll make up our own game'“
“Well, yeah, it's a sport” (cue several people making disgusted noises) “and we're all nerds

“I just hope I haven't started a cult by accident”
”…“
“We're not a cult, right?”

Things that may or may not be prisons

  • School
  • Alan Hoyne Institute
  • The Udarnik Complex
  • Prison
  • Baby Cribs
  • Flesh
  • Society
  • Reality
  • Fridge
  • The Lighthouse
  • Cake
  • Mini-golf courses
  • Mr B's third eye
  • Shoes

Wallace Udarnik's Coming to Town

You better look up
You better not lie
You better not vote
I'm telling you why.
Wallace Udarnik's coming, to town!

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's going to find out
Who's Sparked and who's Nice.
Wallace Udarnik's coming, to town!

He sees you at your protests
He knows that you're at stake
He knows if you've broke in his home
So stay out for goodness sake!

You better look right
Or you might just die
You better not Spark
And never ask why.
Wallace Udarnik's coming, to town!

He sees you when you're sneaking
He knows when you escape
He'll send you all to Alan Hoyne
So obey for goodness sake!

You better look down
You better comply
You better sign up
He's telling us why
Wallace Udarnik's coming, to town!

You better not shout
You better not cry
There's not a way out
He'll show us all why
Wallace Udarnik's coming
I mean the old guy with the big white cape
is coming to town!

The Third Eye is for terrible song parodies

Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three

Come with me and you'll be
In a School, of rampant Spark oppression
Take a look, and you'll see
Into pure, unchecked young Spark oppression
Put aside, by the tide
Travelling a school of awful education
What we'll see, will have human rights violation

If you want to view, paradise
Don't look at the school, look through it
Anything you like, there's not it
Want to reach the land? There's no way to it

There is no place I know
That compares, to Alan Hoyne's violation
Living there, they're unhappy
All we've got is rock and sand and sea

If you want to live, work or play
Don't look at the school, move through it
Anything you want here, we ruin it
Want to know your Spark? There's nothing true here

There is no, school I know
That compares, to Alan Hoyne's location
We live here, and we see
We have nothing but misery

playground/playground.txt · Last modified: 2021/10/20 00:25 by davy_jenkins